King of the Hill

basically take the hill of the current owner in anyway possible

MY HILL!

I come with a tank and blow your head off

MY HILL

I am the driver of the tank and I run you over.

My hill.

I Target u with my ion cannon and fire. U are all Desintegrated

My Hill

i eat you...

my hill now

you didn't cook it, you suffer from food poisoning and die my hill

looking at him die made u sad and u kiled urself

MY HILL

seeing me kill my self made you sad and you did the same, nobody's hill

Laughs maniacally at all of you killing yourselves and takes the hill.

My hill.

You feel bad and kill your self.

My Hill!!

*tries to think of a way to take the hill, but then realises that I'm dead* Your hill... Oh wait, that accomplishes nothing, we'd all be better off had I not posted

says to everyone that there is an XXX rated show on, everyone leaves and i put defences from space in and a time barrier so that anything that anyone tries to get through the barrier gets stopped, so if someone tries to use an ion cannon, the beam gets frozen in time...


MY HILL!

oh and i also have a nice house, and i sunbathe outside it, watching all you suckers trying to get onto MY hill.

can noone think of a way to get past all my defences?

I build a battle cruiser that is cloaked and has impenetrable shields. I target all of your defenses at once and fire. They all fall out of orbit and back to earth. My Battle Cruiser stays in orbit as my orbital defense.

>>>MY HILL<<<

Mu Ha Ha Ha!!!!

i walk up the hill push you and you trip and then i roll you down the hill in to a lake

MY HILL

My Battle Cruiser targets you and fires. You are disintegrated and the hill demolished. I build a new hill with defensive turrets that shot any thing that moves and a 50ft wall.

>>>My Hill<<<

i unplug your defensive turrets and walk through the wall and kick you to death

MY HILL

I run up to you and kick you, my hill

I stand up and tap on your head until you go crazy and jump in the lake and kill yourself.

MY HILL

I build a moat. I have 5000000000K Goats surrounding my HILL.

Goats???

Lord Sergei wrote:

I build a battle cruiser that is cloaked and has impenetrable shields. I target all of your defenses at once and fire. They all fall out of orbit and back to earth. My Battle Cruiser stays in orbit as my orbital defense.

>>>MY HILL<<<

Mu Ha Ha Ha!!!!

but how? my time dialation field stops anything from getting through... including bullets and weapons!...

SO IN THEORY YOU NEVER TOOK THE HILL FROM ME SO IT IS STILL

MY HILL

i AM GOD so i walk up through your time dialation field and make plants grow from inside your body and u explode in a floral display i fortify my hill with lots of thorns

<<<<<MY HILL>>>>>>>>

i blow up ur defences from space then my troops move in and take ur hill.

>>>My Hill<<<

Oh Yea Lost Oliver do u watch Stargate?

i walk up to you and shock you with a cow prod and you start to cry and run to your mom

MY HILL

lol ye i watch it

i take the cattle proddy thingy and heat it up real hot and then put it UP where light never shines, you die in hospital because it is constantly being heated and can't be removed...

i then put a warning sign up saying:

WARNING! DO NOT PASS THIS POINT!!! X FACTOR AUDITIONS ARE GOING ON, IF YOU VALUE YOUR HEALTH, THEN PLEASE TURN BACK!!!!!